Barry:  Hey Al!  Damn this job is great got all the free travel perks me, my family and friends could ever want.  You have to come with us on our next overseas “working for The People” trip, you pick the destination and we are off!

I called you because I believe our re-election might be in trouble.  Somebody woke up “The People” and they are asking serious questions even worse educating themselves on my past and what I really mean when I say  “Change” or “Democracy”. [ Anti-American/Anti-Capitalism Revolution, Communism, Liberation Theology, Islam with Sharia Law replacing the U.S. Constitution].

 Al:  Barry calm your *** down, I am the Master Blaster of Disaster.  We still have millions on the taxpayer tit and if they want to keep sucking that tit, we both know you do; they will do whatever we tell them to do.

 Barry:  What’s the plan Al? Public Demonstrations?

 Al:  Let’s look I got the Master Blaster of Disaster gamebook right here.  Find girl afraid to go home after crack party, engaging in sex with multiple guys then smear self with feces and scribble racial slurs on body blaming some random white guy?  Nah, tried that did not work out so well but we ruined the life of the prosecutor the white demon dog.

 Barry: Tawana right?  Now that was a classic!

 Al: We can have  those on the taxpayer tit demonstrate against corporations and other evil businesses that oppress the poor by expecting people to work in exchange for their paycheck.  Its brilliant, works every time!

 Barry: Easy Al, here use my napkin to wipe your mouth your frothing all over the lobster.  We can’t use that one this time.

 Al:  I have come up with a more efficient extortion racket.  What we cannot legislate we regulate.  How much do you think we will reap from companies to stop imposing overbearing regulations making them less competitive than their China and India competitors?  

 Companies that work for us will receive the Royal General Electric Pay~No~Tax, IRS Audit Free status.  Speaking of IRS Audits thanks for having Eric (wont prosecute my own people Holder) do you right having the government stop looking at my tax-exempt charitable books.

 Barry:  Do you think we have a problem with the military and their families?

 Al: You sure do Barry.  You threaten not to pay military families with a government shutdown but you keep paying for Muslim Brotherhood/Al Qaeda Revolutions in the Middle East and Africa?  C’mon you have to be smarter than that.

 You do get cred for starting new wars, keeping as many as you can overseas so the absentee ballots will not be counted again.

 Barry:  So what do we do?

 Al:  Barry its time to go Stalin on their *sses, Chicago style!   Veterans, Non-Liberation Theology Christians, Jews, Bible Reading-Gun Toting Whites,  Hispanics, Asians, Women, The Tea Party, Republicans, Conservatives, anyone that opposes us is to be dealt with harshly and swiftly; attacked and destroyed through Race Card and Class Warfare Politik.  If that does not work then we have fed agencies go after them.

 Barry:  What, and this is a just in case question, things don’t go our way and the People Rise Up in Support of The Constitution of The United States?

 Al:  Not a problem we have CNN, MSNBC, the Networks, Control of Facebook and Twitter, Hollywood, the Schools, Unions, Congress and the Senate and if that all fails….The Internet Kill Switch and Martial Law for National Security to “Protect the People”!